do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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