Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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