You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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