I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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