Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I have already put on my inside pants.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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