I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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