Those balls look pretty dangerous.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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