Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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