The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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