doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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