Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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