im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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