can we get nightvision for the apartment?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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