ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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