I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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