is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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