Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
