What a fucking waste of an outfit
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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