he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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