ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Randomize
