Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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