he wants to bone in the snuggie
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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