I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
we're so committed to being not committed
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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