I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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