At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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