We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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