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(915): View more from Texas

What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

you have to choose: penises or morals?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone

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(518): View more from New York

Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.

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(802): View more from Vermont

He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups

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(519): View more from Ontario

You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.

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