In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
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also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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