Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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