so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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