Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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