you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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