Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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