You just made me feel so damn special
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
There r osticjed everywhere
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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