She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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