What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize