doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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