You work out of a Hotel?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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