The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
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