I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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