did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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