let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
this just has baby written all over it
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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