just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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