erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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