So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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