I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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