i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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