The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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