Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
wow bdsm is so cute
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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