I feel like abortions should bother me more
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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