4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
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He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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