i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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