I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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