Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Panties = found
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
