Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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